Total Medals Earned: 1,443 (From 252 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,760 Points
Medals Earned: 7/8 (45/55 points)
who's there?
you know how it goes
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a project in less than 27 commands
finish a flash project
go two levels deep
Medals Earned: 3/8 (55/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (25/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/240 points)
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/20 points)
Get your own stand burnt
Complete the game
Get yourself thrown into the trash
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 17/24 (255/480 points)
Do a wrong move
Use 5 bonuses in one combo
Kill 7 monsters in one move
Do 3 combo
Kill 100 monsters
Explode a stone
Kill 10 monsters in one combo
Use a shuffle
Get 10000 points
Kill 5 big monsters
Get 30% achievements
Do 6 combo
Do 9 combo
Kill 25 big monsters
Get 60% achievements
Kill 1000 monsters
Kill 25 monsters in one combo
Kill 10000 monsters
5 big monsters on screen
Get 100000 points
Kill 100 big monsters
Get 50000 points
Kill 50 monsters in one combo
Get all achievements
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
<3
They were meant to be.
Here my heart can rest.
So much for that appetitive for destruction...
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/95 points)